Awards Guide:

Award #1: Thinking (and shitting) inside the box

• play
• pull door
• remove pants
• enter toilet
• shit

Award #2: Mr. Efficient

• play
• remove pants
• shit

Award #3: Shitting 101

• play
• shit

Award #4: So close and yet so far

• play
• pull door
• enter toilet
• shit

Award #5: Sep-poo-ku

• play
• die

Award #6: Holding off for the inevitable

• play
• fart light
• look pants
• take pills
• pull door
• remove pants
• enter toilet

followed by

Award #7: the inevitable

Award #8: Shitting at the starting gun

• shit

Award #9: Slow typer

• play
• remove pants
• take pills